In my sophomore year of highschool, there was a skanky bitch who thought she was a nice piece of ass. Due to this thought, she was also a major whore and I thought it’d be funny to find out how whoreish she really was. So a close guy friend, let’s call him Tom, and I came up with a plan to find out. So, the nasty fuckers that Tom and I are, we decided to see if this bitch could tell the difference between milk and jizz. She made it all that much easier because she seemed to have milk everyday with her lunch. So, after a couple of days of semen collection on Tom’s behalf, the plan proceeded. We simply distracted her with a little flirting from Tom (this chick ate it up from anyone), and I slipped the couple of ounces of dick juice into her milk. to our delight, she finished that glass completely unknowing. Fucking whores.
P.S. Spitting’s for quitters. (:
